skellydun:

absolutely love reading such a well-written story and falling a bit in love with the author based solely on the way they write. like baby the way you italicize words makes my heartbeat quicken.

flusteredpolecat:

hydok:

sothatjusthappened90:

insanelycoolish:

impuretale:

drunp:

this is peak Craigslist

I want to know if they got answers. 

I really wanna know how this turned out.

Just so you guys know.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

I’ve seen this ad, but i can finally rest knowing what happened.

theprofessional-amateur:

That really is it.

heartcarabiner:

you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

loveguts:

spring horror is good because of the symbolism of death and rebirth and storms and everything being vibrant but still cold. and summer horror is good because sweltering heat and insects and long days. and fall horror is good because halloween and death and scary movies. and winter horror is good because snow contrasting with blood and freezing temperatures and long nights. btw.

fluentisonus:

genuinely inconsolable I can’t have one of these pompeii bread plushies fr.

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red-mercer:

adventures-in-asexuality:

memewhore:

#this is a dog committing what are obviously cat crimes - azzandra

Another case where the camera was clearly set up to figure out how the little shit was pulling it off

sacred-portal:

the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit:

fuckyeahthegoodplace:

sketiana:

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

weirdmageddon:

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

lustfulghosts:

maybe if i get 14376930 more tattoos i’ll feel better

copepods:

elderly woman at work today mentioned her wife today while i was ringing her up, HP fully restored +20 strength +20 constitution

headspace-hotel:

puzzledjay:

a-flickering-soul:

OTC BIRTH CONTROL APPROVED BY THE FDA

FDA approves first over-the-counter birth control pill in US | CNN

The US Food and Drug Administration on Thursday approved the birth control pill Opill to be available over-the-counter, the first nonprescri

CNN

Add to the list of “things about America I (american) didn’t know were not normal worldwide”

nateconnolly:

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back.